Terrorists are people, too… is that going to be your bumper sticker (to idiot caller who was defending this pile of garbage lying dead or wounded in the mosque and shot by our noble marine)
will you stop being rude and shut your fat mouth? to caller who keeps calling Al a chicken hawk ’cause he won’t take his radio show to Iraq, etc.
what are they letting people out with a weekend pass from the hospital this week? to caller who said he was a radical patriot… where do you get your information… from the men’s room wall? what number drink are you on tonight, I just want to know? what’s the title of the last textbook you read? probably Dr. Suess, the cat in the hat.
The last time Don Hewitt (Executive Producer of 60 Minutes) voted for a Republican, Jesus Christ was in a manger. (after Hewitt declared he wasn’t sure if he was going to vote for Kerry)
Bruin Republicans is the most well-funded group at UCLA
Send checks made out to Bruin Republicans to P.O. 790, Los Angeles, CA 90016
located in Santa Monica… speaking of the left and the far left (said during Dr. Mark Berman ad)
A bloodless coup, see how we Republicans [do things] (about current president leaving)
When liberals start worrying about how you look, you know you’re doing the right thing
He’s worried about me giving him 30 seconds and he hung up (about idiot black caller trying to insult the Bruin Republicans about their Affirmative Action bake sale)
Am I bronze enough? Can I get into Mecha?
the lady that talks like a lady (about UCLA lady professor said she didn’t want to hear that "conservative bullshit")
this Friday, March 12 with David Horowitz at 7pm at UCLA Moore 100 lecture hall
the left is busy doing their dirty work in secret
quoted unknown "by their deeds, you shall know them" (about Cal-State Northridge professor forwarding letter to his own attorney to watch the Bruin Republicans activities which he claimed was a borderline fascist group)
you aren’t saying the members of Mecha have no "cojones" are you? (about them not showing up Friday)
here we are (after break) causing great fear on the campus of UCLA
Oh, we should have more Atheists in America? (said tongue-in-cheek)… 90% of Americans believe in God and that’s why we’re a great country because we’re a moral country
face is stuck in a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, that’s the medical condition… about fat people
you want to weigh 300 lbs and look like a walking jabba the hut, that’s your business
1 in $10 in medical dollars is being spent on fat people
you are costing the nation by your unhealthy habits (when you see a fat person, including one in the mirror)
Sandy from NAAFA Unless KFC is considered a vegetable… maybe a barrel of KFC is considered a vegetable
She said she ate only vegetables, but what was she doing with them, dipping them in cheese or putting them on top of pizza
I’m probably going to make people fatter (about him talking about dipping Pizza Hut chicken wings in ranch, etc. making him hungry)
she’s probably getting 12 dinners (about fat woman in grocery store complaining there’s no low-carb stuff)
exercise and take in less calories than you burn
If you sit in front of the TV and walk to the fridge and say "I only eat vegetables, etc." You’ll be fat.
Ever see a fat skeleton? some say "I’ve got big bones, etc"
when you die, your skeleton’s going to look like every other skeleton
I’m not trying to be cruel, I’m just big on personal responsibility
6 oreos out of the vending machine… half a grapefruit was like a morsel (fat woman had claimed she only ate that)
Most people are fat because of bad lifestyle choices
Addicted? Put the fork down! (while talking to a nurse caller Debbie)
So, the food jumps from the plate into their mouth?
Unless the food jumps from the bucket of chicken to their mouth, don’t tell me it’s not a choice
What’s complex is the way people handle their food… they do have a choice
When I go home tonight and I’m hungry… if I choose to eat 12 chicken wings and a pizza… but I don’t want to be fat and unhealthy
I think people need a little shame to get on the ball
Debbie, how much do you weigh? (170 but was 250)
What were you eating when you were 80 lbs more? Don’t tell me salad
The skinny person can’t get out as long as you keep eating jelly doughnuts
Gallon of Haagen Dasz ice cream or a bag of carrots? We know which one would be more fun to eat. They are not addicted to Haagen Dasz. What flavor was that… Pistachio… oh, Pistachio Pistachio
I like how people talk in code… about carrying it well
Did you ever call Richard Simmons and cry? You weren’t that desperate.
***with John Kearns*** How fat are people over there, [to John]?
John talked about the tubby tax and about American salads being the size of a garden
This woman (Sandy) weighed 340 lbs and had the nerve to say she only ate vegetables
John: "you can’t walk around the U.K. and not find 5 multiple chin American food places"
How about alcohol, John, is it ok to have beer?
Why should I have to be crammed… slammed into my seat because she’s too fat?
We could put her in the cargo hold.
I’m haunted on the airplane either by fat people or crying babies… what about fat crying babies.
5’9" 11 stone (john) Al said "we have no idea what that means"
5’11" and between 165 and 170 (Al)
John said that’s huge, massive. Al said it’s not, have to do his stone conversion (14 lbs per stone)
Somebody found a stone and decided it was 14 lbs?
I’ve gotten so use to not coming out of a club smelling like a cigarette
You eat 800 calories and only burn 400, you’ll be fat
Jennifer Holiday (fat black singer) is huge here after John said she’s not huge there
I think we just insulted all the people in Ireland (about them not having any good food)
what if the cow jumped over the moon [same as] what if she had sex with 3 guys in 3 days (about Kobe’s accuser).
You know me, I’m always up on the latest (response to caller saying Al’s the only one covering "this")
We have cell phone service like a third world country… I see people walking around Iraq with better cell phone service (after call from Kevin James dropped out)
Larry [Elder], you’re turning me on, stop! (about Cruz Bustamante in a 2-piece [swimsuit])
Has the moving truck pulled up to Gray Davis’ house yet? (6:52pm)
Come out and read the meters…? scary to see him knocking on your door (about Mr. KABC‘s prediction about Davis working for Edison)
Even a blind squirrel occasionally bumps into an acorn (about Gray succeeding)
On December 25, the LA Times will be telling you that a fat man will be coming down your chimney, so make sure the fireplace is on (in response to Mr. KABC sarcastically saying the LA Times report that 92% of voters favor Davis, 92% blah blah blah)
When the LA Times reported that Gray Davis had few friends, I thought they were kidding (after hearing from reporter at Davis headquarters where there’s only 6 people there at the Biltmore as of 8:27pm and those 6 are reporters).
