Quotes from the Al Rantel Show

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Just a check in…

Sorry folks, I’m so slow to getting all of the quotes from Al posted here. Don’t worry, they are not lost forever and I’ll get them up at some point. In the meantime, it’s been so nice hearing Al on KABC a tiny bit. I wish he’d be back. I lost interest in Talk Radio after he was gone.

Conversion to a blog

The old alrantel.scarabin.com page listing quotes by Al Rantel from his show on 790 KABC in Los Angeles will be converted to this blog over the next few days, weeks or months.  Thank you!

They are apoplectic!

They are apoplectic [in Hollywood]… after discussing ABCs Commander-in-Chief show mimicking George W. Bush handling of 9/11 and Katrina.

3-drink minimum

saudi arabia is in the 7th century, no let’s be nice and say they’re in the 9th century. (about the woman in trouble for driving her sick husband to the hospital) when you say British citizens, you’d think the Pet Shop Boys were blowing up people on the subway (about the media depiction of the terrorists) Oh I’m a terrorist? (caller called Al a bastard and terrorist) we reached the cul-de-sac in the conversation. there’s a 3 drink minimum to listen to this show. there’s a sport in this town about hating the cops.

As corny as Moses’ toes

goes to show you when you play yourself in a movie, you do pretty well (about Tim Robbins nice acting job in Spielberg’s War of the Worlds) [end of movie] was as corny as Moses’ toes it’s like the Quakers were invading

Give the rat a cookie

this is a great place to be which is why I wish people would leave. just kind of fell down cause the cement got old (about berlin wall). which arab country are they from? not all muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are muslims. Yeah, they’re from Denmark, they’re from Holland (tongue in cheek)… we know where they’re from. it is looking to destroy our country… they must be killed before they kill us "ooh they have to be talked to… blah blah" NO, they have to be killed! I’d rather be alive than be politically correct… than to be …continue reading

Snowy weekend from Vegas

Al talked about his horrifying (snowy) weekend trip on the 15 to and from Vegas. If you can’t predict that there’s a snowstorm coming in a few hours, you can’t predict what the weather’s going to be like in 5, 10 or 50 years (making fun of these idiot Global Warming fools) Some woman on a radio station out of Barstow suggested motorists pull over and have a cup of coffee. Where, in a bush? Mentioned there were even women pulling over and peeing while standing. Never seen anything like it. Shortcut to Vegas: Right on La Cienega and left …continue reading

Yasser Arafat has left the planet

*most of the beginning of this show was about Clinton’s "sociopath[ic]" interview done by Peter Jennings Yasser Arafat has already left the planet so we’re off to a great start (after saying he thought it might be "it" for Fidel Castro when he fell recently… also this was after Al was talking about how John Kerry is now blaming Osama Bin Laden for losing the election on November 2) Which one of the 10 commandments does the left consider dangerous? When you don’t stand for anything yourself, you have to demonize your opposition Let’s see the Democrats "contract with America"… …continue reading

When you live in a sewer

When you live in the sewer, the sidewalk is a mountain. What man isn’t easy? Yeah, "Men Playing Hard to Get" … wonder how that show would do. My dream is to be on Desperate Housewives I thought men would give up anything for sex for any color Like Shakespeare said, "there’s only 7 stories"… Like Melrose Place on crack Maybe I’ll have a Desperate Housewives party at my house (whole country will be watching) If success breeds imitation… wonder what the other networks will do We promise Nicolette Sheridan will not be jumping into the arms of Mickey Mouse …continue reading

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